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So I'm gone for an hour and I come back and the dog from hell has massacred my plant! He's not always the dog from hell, but today... today with the murdering of my plant he is the dog from hell!
Ling-Ling was a 4-stock 'lucky' bamboo plant bought as a spur of the moment gift. She was given to Alli by her mother in order to deter her from asking for yet another liter of Mountain Dew in 2000. Ling-Ling was nearly 7 years old at the time of her unfortuante demise. She will be missed terribly by those who loved her.
Ling-Ling is survived by adopted mother Alli and adopted aunt [and roommate] Jessi. She is also survived by countless [and nameless] siblings and an unknown biological mother.
Ling-Ling was murdered,viciously, early this evening at approximately 6:45 pm on Tuesday, February 13, 2007. She was ripped from her planter and chewed into an unrecognizable state, roots scattered around the scene were used to determine the murder weapon of choice was the teeth of the one and only suspect to the crime.
The scattered body parts have been collected and deposited in an informal burial in the K building trash receptical. A memorial service will follow in one month with the purchase of a second plant to be dedicated in loving memory of the fallen Ling-Ling. Reception to follow, tentatively.
Ling-Ling was a 4-stock 'lucky' bamboo plant bought as a spur of the moment gift. She was given to Alli by her mother in order to deter her from asking for yet another liter of Mountain Dew in 2000. Ling-Ling was nearly 7 years old at the time of her unfortuante demise. She will be missed terribly by those who loved her.
Ling-Ling is survived by adopted mother Alli and adopted aunt [and roommate] Jessi. She is also survived by countless [and nameless] siblings and an unknown biological mother.
Ling-Ling was murdered,viciously, early this evening at approximately 6:45 pm on Tuesday, February 13, 2007. She was ripped from her planter and chewed into an unrecognizable state, roots scattered around the scene were used to determine the murder weapon of choice was the teeth of the one and only suspect to the crime.
The scattered body parts have been collected and deposited in an informal burial in the K building trash receptical. A memorial service will follow in one month with the purchase of a second plant to be dedicated in loving memory of the fallen Ling-Ling. Reception to follow, tentatively.
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